Let’s be real—sometimes the best kind of motivation comes with a side of humor. Whether you’re grinding through your day or looking for a pick-me-up with a smile, these funny inspirational quotes are here to boost your mood and mindset. Bookmark them, print them, or save your favorites for those “meh” days. Let the motivation (and giggles) begin!
Funny Inspirational Quotes
- “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
- “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” – Will Rogers
- “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
- “Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” – Will Rogers
- “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright
- “Be happy—it drives people crazy.”
- “Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.”
- “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard
- “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles Schulz
- “Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?” – Steve Jobs
- “A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
- “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” – Steven Wright
- “Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.”
- “Dream big, but don’t forget your alarm clock.”
- “Your limitation—it’s only your imagination… and maybe snacks.”
- “Think like a proton. Always positive.”
- “Strive for progress, not perfection—and reward progress with tacos.”
- “Push yourself, because no one else is going to do it for you (except maybe your mom).”
- “Nothing is impossible… except folding a fitted sheet.”
- “Mistakes are proof that you’re trying—just don’t try robbing a bank.”
- “If Plan A didn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters.”
- “Be the kind of person your dog thinks you are.”
- “Don’t wait for opportunity. Create it. Preferably with snacks.”
- “Make today so awesome, yesterday gets jealous.”
- “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” – Oscar Wilde
- “Act as if what you do makes a difference. It does. Especially if it’s coffee.”
- “I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go read a book.” – Groucho Marx
- “You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” – Robin Williams
- “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.” – Reba McEntire
- “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.”
- “Do what you love and the money will follow. Or at least you’ll be too happy to care.”
- “It always seems impossible until it’s done… and then you’re like, ‘Why did I procrastinate for 3 months?'”
- “Take the risk or lose the chance. Unless it involves skydiving without a parachute.”
- “Your only limit is your mind… and possibly your Wi-Fi connection.”
- “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama
- “Try and fail, but never fail to try… unless you’re trying karaoke.”
- “If you’re going through hell, keep going—and stop for coffee on the way.” – Winston Churchill-ish
- “Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try. And maybe cry a little.”
- “Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” – Edgar Bergen
- “Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire… and wear sunscreen.”
- “Life begins at the end of your comfort zone… unless your comfort zone includes pizza.”
- “When nothing goes right, go left.”
- “Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going. Especially to lunch.”
- “Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. So knock it off.”
- “Everything you can imagine is real. Even unicorns. Especially unicorns.” – Pablo Picasso (probably)
- “Work hard, nap harder.”
- “Great things never come from comfort zones. Unless your zone includes Netflix.”
- “Do it with passion or not at all… unless it’s laundry.”
- “The best time to start was yesterday. The next best time is after this snack.”
- “Life is tough, but so are you. And coffee helps.”
- “A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplin
- “Creativity is intelligence having fun.” – Albert Einstein
- “Stop being afraid of what could go wrong, and start being excited about what could go right (and cake!).”
- “One day or day one. You decide. After breakfast.”
- “Success is 10% inspiration and 90% caffeine.”
- “If you fall, I’ll be there. – Floor”
- “Some people dream of success. Others wake up and chase it. Some hit snooze.”
- “Be a voice, not an echo. But maybe whisper if it’s early.”
- “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number. Or just get a job in tech.”
- “Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a legend. A very sleepy legend.”
- “You miss 100% of the naps you don’t take.” – Wayne Gretzky (probably)
- “Every day is a second chance. So get up. Unless it’s Sunday.”
- “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door. And then install a smart lock.”
- “Life’s short. Eat dessert first.”
- “Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can. Then rest.”
- “Make each day your masterpiece—stick figures count.”
- “Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it. Bonus if you wear stretchy pants.” – Maya Angelou (probably not the stretchy part)
- “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A.A. Milne
- “Winners never quit, and quitters never win. But if you never win and never quit, you’re probably just stubborn.”
- “Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. Also, coffee.”
- “I never dreamed about success. I worked for it. And complained a little.”
- “Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn, and sometimes you nap.”
- “Be so good they can’t ignore you.” – Steve Martin
- “Don’t be busy, be productive—and take stretch breaks.”
- “You were born to stand out. Unless you’re in hide and seek.”
Recommended Fonts to Pair with These Quotes
Want to turn these quotes into eye-catching graphics, posters, or social content? These three standout fonts from Craft Supply Co are perfect to match the fun and uplifting tone:
1. Almie – Bold Sans Serif
Almie brings a vibrant and confident presence to any design. With its clean and powerful curves, it’s perfect for quote images and motivational banners.
2. CS Boline – Bold Rounded Font
CS Boline’s rounded edges give off a warm and friendly vibe. Ideal for inspirational messages with a playful twist—great for social posts and printable wall art.
3. Bamboly – Bold Sans Serif
Bamboly combines strength with style. Its bold weight is eye-catching without being overwhelming, making it a solid choice for motivational designs and branding materials.
Use these quotes to uplift your day, your feed, or even your workspace. Add a touch of humor, choose the right font, and let the good vibes flow.
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