Friendship is one of life’s greatest treasures — especially the kind that comes with endless laughter, inside jokes, and unforgettable memories. Whether you want to make your bestie smile, caption your next Instagram post, or simply celebrate your hilarious bond, these 30 funny friendship quotes are perfect to share with your BFF!

30 funny friendship quotes

1. “We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.”
2. “You and I are more than friends — we’re like a really small gang.”
3. “Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even worse.”
4. “Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
5. “We’ll always be friends until we’re old and senile… then we can be new friends!”
6. “I hope we’re friends until we die. Then, I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare people.”
7. “If you have crazy friends, you have everything you’ll ever need.”
8. “We’ll always be friends… because you know too much.”
9. “Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, and shenanigans.”
10. “We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
11. “You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
12. “True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.”
13. “We’ll be the old ladies wearing leopard print and drinking wine from the bottle.”
14. “My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me… and the crazy.”
15. “A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.”
16. “We all have that one friend who never learned how to whisper.”
17. “Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.”
18. “Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
19. “Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
20. “You’re basically my favorite person of all time — aside from myself.”
21. “Best friends: ready to die for each other, but will fight over the last slice of pizza.”
22. “We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile — and then we can be new friends!”
23. “Friends who slay together, stay together.”
24. “Life’s too short to be serious all the time. So if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me — I’ll do it for you.”
25. “I’d take a nerf bullet for you, bestie.”
26. “Our friendship is like this caption: totally unnecessary but greatly appreciated.”
27. “You drink too much, swear too much, and have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
28. “A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you.”
29. “You’re the only person I don’t mind sharing my snacks with.”
30. “Thank you for being the reason I smile like an idiot at my phone.”

Font Recommendations

1. CS Thiago Bold Font

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2. CS Stalker Inktrap Font

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3. Boughy Font Family

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4. CS Robust Bold Font

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5. Demine Wide Display Typeface

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Final Thoughts

Sharing laughter is one of the best parts of any friendship. These funny friendship quotes are sure to make you and your BFF giggle, reminisce, and celebrate the crazy, beautiful bond you share. Style your quotes with bold, playful fonts from Craft Supply Co to make your designs even more unforgettable!